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loaf

A fat, obese, and gross person that wears clothing that doesn't fit them. Their rolls of fat normally slide out of their shirts.
loafyyy, your so fat
by bibabo April 28, 2007
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loafy cum

when u cum so much it goes in ur ass with loafy shit
i just cummed like a torpedo out of my ass it was loafy.
when an athlete cums in a middle of a game. their short become all brown
oh shit i just had a loafy cumis it noticeable
by cum master 2008 June 24, 2008
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Loanski

to be Loanski is to be a cute loving girl, who is down to earth, friendly, laid back and has fun being herself
that cute Asian girl is so Loanski
by Air_Bear March 15, 2009
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Pitching a loaf

Taking a sit down, Poping a squat, or just resting the old keister.

The type of sitting that can only be on a step, or on a bench out side of a gas station. Pitching a loaf is a very popular activity among the old. A loaf pitching team was formed in 1974 by the late Milhouse Carroll. The team inspired many old gas station loiters to convert loafisum, a much less radical group. But by the time word of the team got around, all the founding members had passed away right in their loafing spots. Loafing is not limited just to the old and decrypted, it can be done by a boss, or those old at heart. But a word to the wise, don't take loaf pitching lightly, because its not just an action, its a way of life. As told in the timeless words of Milhouse Carroll, "Once the loaf has started, You and your bench, will never be parted."
Boss: Get those tax returns done while I'm pitching a loaf.
by obey123omega January 11, 2009
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Loafin

It has no definition, but it can be used to replace a noun verb adjective or any other word.
Brooooo you loafin real hard!
by vChxWder May 2, 2012
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Stank Loaf

The act of opening a fresh loaf of bread, flatulating inside, and resealing the bag for later discovery by friend, roommate, host of a dinner party, etc.
Dude, this sandwich tastes like crap! Did you use the Stank Loaf?
by Uncle Maddog May 25, 2010
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chode master general loaf eater

when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode
that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz
by pseudonym:( October 4, 2008
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