Kevin

A real shithead. Has the biggest ego, drinks like a fish, and is extremely good looking. Usually the life of the party, everyone knows him & wants to talk to him. Kevins are very difficult to argue with due to their sarcastic remarks and charming smile. Would go out of his way to help anyone, and can hold a conversation with a wall if need be. Can be persuasive and could probably sell anything. Gets thrown out of bars on a weekly basis either for cussing someone out or dancing like a fool up on the bar. Attention seeking whore who does things like climbing up ladders and smashing beer cans on his forehead. Can be a complete asshole and makes dumb mistakes a lot. He is naturally a genuis which gets annoying because he can be a know-it-all, very witty and has a lot of charm. Very loveable but can be mistrusting, and has some issues with his head, makes irrational decisions but fixes them later. Loves country music, and excercising. Has the body of a god despite his over sized nips. Will chase a girl he loves till the end of time, only hooks up with blonde bimbos and hated by all his ex's. Can talk your ass off and annoy the hell out of anyone. Usually a Kevin will be a member of a fraternity and despite being an ass, will love you to death.

Girl: "Kevin drunk called me again & it's 2am, should I be concerned?"
Girl 2: "Nah he's probably just face down in a ditch somewhere, he'll figure it out, always does."

Dude: "Kevin what you doing tonight man"
Kevin: "Getting drunk with my 'bros' and slamiming some poon."

by KittenhuggerKevinhater April 30, 2014

Kevin

A suicidal fuck that doesn't stop listening to Juice WRLD or XXXTENTACION and jerks off to hentai

stop acting like a emo fuck kevin

by el chapo donald trump October 28, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a bullaman. He likes on set of boys and is gay. He takes plenty boys at night and also in the day. Man he takes a lot. He also loves to watch porn late in the night trust me but sometimes he's very respectful. Sometimes he acts like a Moda fucker and takes dicks.

Kevin takes boys a lot in the night time

by Ok doh October 29, 2017

kevin

White gangster the thuggiest person you will meet. Smokes a lot.

Kevin is a thug.

by kyenta chapo May 21, 2015

Kevin

Kevin is a hoe, he has a small dick alot smaller than Noah's

Kevin is a hoe

by Gothic llama October 26, 2018

Kevin

Kevin will constantly lie to you. He targets women with kids, good jobs and their own living space and then manipulates them to get what he wants. He will lie about his past jobs, wives, etc. Kevin does not know the definition of marriage, just like the title it brings. He wants a champagne life but brings in a colt 45 check. Best thing to do with Kevin is conduct a background check.

"Girl, the teacher pulled a Kevin" = Lied about a chain of events

by Buttarican May 30, 2019

Kevin

An amazing outgoing, tall, skinny, amazing, dramatic girl. She loves to dance and act and sing. Her long locks are her best physical feature, besides her beautiful brown eyes. She has chilean blood, but it is hard to tell. She has a bright personality and is a beast at rapping. She is loved by many and has tons of friends. Kevin is an inspiration to all people and the best person alive.

"Everyone is Kevin except for Kevin, because she's Kevin."

I love Kevin
"the murderer?"
No the doctor!

by KevinKanK-beKool June 20, 2011