Web Knuckles

While "nexting" through Chat Roulette, only to find your social partner to have his webcam pointed directly at the outside of his fist .... that is pleasuring his junk. Web Knuckles.

I was hitting next ... and then BAM ... got hit in the face with a screen full of Web Knuckles.

by GortonsFisherman March 11, 2010

pachyderm knuckle

a big fat pussy, a big fat camel toe

her lime green spandex accentuated her pachyderm knuckle to its full glory.

by hanoverfist October 20, 2009

Ugandan Knuckles

The deformed Ugandan twin brother of Knuckles who knows de Wey.

Only 100 million people have converted to the Wey.

Person 1: Ugandan Knuckles is so fucking overrated and unoriginal.

Person 2: U do not kno de wey.

Person 1: Stfu.

Person 2: I spit on de nonbelievahs. *spits on person 1*
Person 1: THanK u 4 convertiN me. Now I kno de wey.
Person 2: Ur welcum.

by NormanKhanser May 4, 2018

Knuckle Fucking

Sticking a finger knuckle deep in a mans ass.

Tom’s wife was knuckle fucking him last night.

by Mr eason August 13, 2018

fart knuckle

the fart resulting from intense fist knuckle action. The fart's intensity and smell is equal to the depth and size of the knuckles.

a. wow his hands were so big, i got some gnarly fart knuckles.

b.guy: dude did you just fart knuckle?

other guy: yes, yes i did.

guy:smells like he knew what he was doing.

by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010

Moose Knuckle

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009

Ugandan Knuckles

Fisting an Ebola patient

Excuse me click sounds, which way to the Ugandan Knuckles party?

by Lil’Jesus February 10, 2018