kevin

Kevin is a lonely person who likes to suck his own peepee because he is the Gaylord of Gay town, his favorite thing to do is to have intercourse with himself and his Dad (he will only have intercourse with his Dad is pleased if he c's all over his Dad's mouth and face and up his Dad's bootyhole). His favorite person is his teacher because he had a peepee transplant from him because Kevin's peepee is 1 atom long, and his teacher peepee is a micro peepee, but he was the only donor so he made it up to him by having intercourse with him every day.

A wild Kevin will try and suck you peepee, booty, or girl's chest dry into a shriveled privacy area.

by Kingman28 November 5, 2019

Kevin

A suicidal fuck that doesn't stop listening to Juice WRLD or XXXTENTACION and jerks off to hentai

stop acting like a emo fuck kevin

by el chapo donald trump October 28, 2019

kevin

White gangster the thuggiest person you will meet. Smokes a lot.

Kevin is a thug.

by kyenta chapo May 21, 2015

Kevin

Kevin will constantly lie to you. He targets women with kids, good jobs and their own living space and then manipulates them to get what he wants. He will lie about his past jobs, wives, etc. Kevin does not know the definition of marriage, just like the title it brings. He wants a champagne life but brings in a colt 45 check. Best thing to do with Kevin is conduct a background check.

"Girl, the teacher pulled a Kevin" = Lied about a chain of events

by Buttarican May 30, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a bullaman. He likes on set of boys and is gay. He takes plenty boys at night and also in the day. Man he takes a lot. He also loves to watch porn late in the night trust me but sometimes he's very respectful. Sometimes he acts like a Moda fucker and takes dicks.

Kevin takes boys a lot in the night time

by Ok doh October 29, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a hoe, he has a small dick alot smaller than Noah's

Kevin is a hoe

by Gothic llama October 26, 2018

Kevin

An amazing outgoing, tall, skinny, amazing, dramatic girl. She loves to dance and act and sing. Her long locks are her best physical feature, besides her beautiful brown eyes. She has chilean blood, but it is hard to tell. She has a bright personality and is a beast at rapping. She is loved by many and has tons of friends. Kevin is an inspiration to all people and the best person alive.

"Everyone is Kevin except for Kevin, because she's Kevin."

I love Kevin
"the murderer?"
No the doctor!

by KevinKanK-beKool June 20, 2011