julian

you are definitely a bully, or just annoying.
but hey you're kinda funny. your humor is just childish.

Julian is very mean, and annoying!

by grim69 April 29, 2021

Julian E.T.

The name of someone who takes jokes and satire sentences way too serious.

Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.

Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.

Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.

by julianhatr69420 August 28, 2024

The Julian Effect

The art of someone being in a group and planned events will fall through

Oh wow i cant wait to play fifa later! Oh shit I forgot the Julian Effect is cursed upon us!

by JManDontTakeNoShit November 17, 2024

Julian

The lamest dude you know, but he has a massive penis

"You're such a Julian," Stacy said
"😓" Said Chad

by Goonmeister1234 December 14, 2024

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Julian

If you know a Julian you can confirm he is an asshole and smartass most of the time but once you get to know him he is a very trustworthy and caring guy who always has your back.

Person1: Julian is annoying I don't know why you are still friends with that guy
Person2: Fuck you, you just don't know him well

by do 8 October 4, 2025

Julian

To “Julian” someone is to continually insult them and then cry like a little bitch when you get slapped

“Yo bro, u good?”
“Nah man, some asshole was calling me names so I slapped them and then they cried about it like a pussy”
“ damn, sounds like you got Julian’d”

by @borntoflirt February 27, 2025