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Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
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Jewish Mormons

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.
by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022
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jewish fries

When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.
1. HOLY SHIT Hayek has some Jewish fries!!
by Jakethea May 17, 2017
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Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.
Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed
by anonymous October 28, 2025
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.
My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.
by SomeItalian November 8, 2023
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Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!
by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018
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