-I can't believe you pregamed alone last night, you're such a loser.
-Bro, I was drinking with Jesus.
-Bro, I was drinking with Jesus.
by yeeserious October 20, 2005
Get the drinking with jesusmug. by JohnJohn1186 November 9, 2004
Get the Jesus Landmug. Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"
Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
by Lt 50 December 2, 2009
Get the Jesus-eymug. The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.
Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).
by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011
Get the Jesus in a lightbulbmug. A (God) that is praised by Racc Clan, is extremely powerful and is one of the most powerful creation in the universe.
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan
by RaccBoi November 16, 2019
Get the Raccoon Jesusmug. Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.
Example for Australian Jesus:
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
Get the australian jesusmug. somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
by Ty💀 September 18, 2020
Get the on baby jesusmug.