Chicken Jockey

When you tuck your penis and balls between your legs and turn around for everyone to see from behind.

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

by VampireKid0202 April 22, 2025

Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.

Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.

by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023

Scrap Jockey

Someone who moans about the owners of cars that are left laying unused and the fact the owner won't sell them but is fine with the majority of people who scrapped them when they were worthless

Posting pics of the cars in my garden will bring out the scrap jockeys

by dialup2001 September 25, 2020

douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.

1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."

by FunkyVs December 26, 2013

Cock jockey

A douche bag at work that usually makes a weird comment with a slight gay undertone to it

Your always saying gay shit joe your such a cock jockey

by Alcoli2392 March 25, 2016

Chicken Jockey

A black person and/or African-American.

"The other day, I caught a fuckin' chicken jockey under my car with a Sawzall.."

by Thorvald1234 April 10, 2025

Lane Jockey

Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.

This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them

by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021