Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 20, 2020
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Jacob Neithercoat

Straight legend and straighter hottie.
Jacob Neithercoat clutched again at high jump!
by HisnameisJacob May 02, 2019
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Jacob Kietty

Jacob Kietty is one of the weirdest but greatest guys you will ever meet. He plays old man sports and soccer.

*do not be offended by this unless you understand the inside joke I have with a friend*
Dang that guy must be a Jacob Kietty he's playing golf!!
by Bob Huckleberry April 19, 2017
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jacob sheffield

Jacob sheffield was so gay he made gay the new everyday
by Lil Lellow October 27, 2019
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Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)
Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob
by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021
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Jacob Ridley

Jacob ridley is a sneaky man that lingers in the shadow of the gay clubs. He has an exteremly deep throat and can take on any cock in the world. He is also played a very important role in the political party UKIP and worked to eradicate the Asians from the UK.
ah its jacob ridley the racist cockgobbler
by yikerssss June 08, 2023
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Jacob Gercken

Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.
Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now
by not chris's dad February 14, 2022
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