Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.

fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?

by KB285 October 4, 2022

monkey fun

it is were you get viciously raped by 10 or more monkey species while you eat bananas

I had some monkey fun over the weekend

by quandaledingel March 29, 2022

festive fun

Any sexual activity that doesn’t involve direct penetration

Alex: What happened last night with you and that boy?
Lydia: Didn’t sleep with him but had some festive fun ;)

by velvetthunder November 23, 2017

major fun

having sex

sex is major fun

by im 1 hot boy November 30, 2009

Spot of fun

Another way of saying 'just a little bit of fun.'

Don't be angry Harry, it was just a spot of fun

by Dongle lord May 24, 2018

sad fun

When it’s the last formal dinner of the sem and you have to say goodbye to some cool people but also eat nice food and listen to cool music and speeches

I reckon Baxter’s VD is gonna be sad fun

by Sally1234_not October 15, 2017

Pussy fun

When ur pussy is being fingered by a male and or female

Jane is having pussy fun

by Lovemyself2 September 27, 2018