solitary indulgence

solitary indulgence refers to a personal pleasure or gratification enjoyed alone, without the involvement or company of others. It is an activity someone engages in privately for their own enjoyment, often involving something one desires even if it might be considered an excess or an unnecessary expense.

In my solitary indulgence, I remember who I am.

by bairon urrutia November 5, 2025

about:inducebrowsercrashforrealz

Type this in the URL bar. Trust me. Especially if you have unsaved work.

"Go to about:inducebrowsercrashforrealz. Trust me."
"Oh my god, thank you for showing me this."

by Anonymousway December 11, 2025

Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.

“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”

by Bsvant December 26, 2025

Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

Good Country Index

A index that ranks countries after how much they contribute to climate, world peace , science and various other stuff.

Sweden leads the index.

Person 1: Have you heard about The Good Country Index?
Loser: No

by I am much better than you November 16, 2016

The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017

Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021