mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by Unknownbeautygirl1234567 September 19, 2021

mud splash

Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.

I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.

by condoms are for pussies January 16, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Rachel Sunmers September 25, 2021

Sling Mud

The act of liquid defecation such that the inside of the bowl is covered by shit.

That burrito went right through me. I'm gonna go sling mud.

by NetworkDr July 18, 2019

mud fucking

When two rednecks make love outside... Where else would they make love???

Billy picked up Tammy-Lynn in his diesel truck and were mud fucking outside the doors of the rodeo.

by Meekocory3 February 9, 2014

Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.

"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."

by buckett_t._great December 17, 2019

Mud Blowing

The act of spitting the poo that your partner unexpectedly deposited in your mouth during a rim job (analingus) back in his mouth. Some people may like this, but, in general, it is thought to be an act used to get back at a guy for pooing in your mouth without warning.

Allison: Mid-rim job, he pooped in my mouth without any warning, so I decided mud blowing was the best way to get the punk back.

Katherine: He shouldn't have at that second Fiber One bar...

by AnnieJames January 25, 2011