Do ya fink its dead?!

Said by comedian and full time fucking legend, Devvo. In an early video or skit Devvo was in features himself approach a dead pigeon and he questions if it's dead or not before proceeding to kick it on the way to the Job center to collect his Dole

Devvo: "Ah that's minging. Is it dead? Do ya fink its dead?!"

by Wagwan dickhead May 23, 2020

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

its not a truck

when that older kid says he has a truck but it's actually a SUV

Person 1: i have a truck.
Person 2: Its not a truck!
Person 1: well it's built like one.
Person 2: ....................

by Psycho death metal March 3, 2017

Its not Cancer

It is used by people who lost their children and disagreeing that Cancer exists.

Its not Cancer its surprise bone growth.

Its not Cancer its surprise cell growth

by Cavejoncen October 21, 2019

despite everything, its still you

The famous quote from Undertale that makes people regret their life choices after murdering many people

"Despite everything, its still you"
*puts down controller*
"Oh my god, I AM THE MONSTER

by the person of the year February 3, 2024

hey its me your dry skin

with cerave you can get the ceramides that your body needs

hey its me your dry skin, nigga

by the cerave guy December 15, 2024

ITE

Mid nice and a good person might be quiet and shy but when you look deepdown he has such a big dick and is a freak but doesnt want to be to touchy so he doesnt want to seem wierd

Ite he has such a big dick omdss i want to fck him

by ITE March 2, 2025