Mia Wood

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Sweetest and kindest girl on the planet. Usually medium to tall height wise, with long brown hair, dark eyes, and an amazing body that is too much for any guy. Kind of nerdy, but it's cute. Wears glasses sometimes when she forgets to wear her contacts, but they look cute as hell. Doesn't normally have time for guys, but that just makes them, including me try harder to win her heart, especially when she has already won yours...

Hey did u see Mia Wood today? She looked amazing as hell!!

by Mia Lover March 04, 2017

wood chucking

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis

"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"

by Alex Langston February 01, 2008

good wood

The term relating to the erect state of the penis before sex.

Tom: "yo yo bitch i remember last night this girl was giving me a good wood IFFIN YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

British Tom: "Last night before coitus I happened to stumble upon what the urban lubbers would call a 'good wood.' It was very sensational."

by Austin Boston Doston October 09, 2006

tiger woods

The world's greatest golfer.

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.

by Jerry Kinard August 06, 2007

Tiger Wood

A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.

Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."

by degausser05 December 30, 2009

Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

by NeoFox October 18, 2003

geek wood

The initial pleasurable and excited response to a new tech object, service or device just discovered. (sexual overtone implied)

We just got some new shiat from Cisco, and Neal is sporting some serious geek wood.

by grady February 06, 2004