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Humanist

The irreligious belief that works like a religion without a god but is instead focused on the present welfare of other people regardless of religion, race, ethnicity,culture or any other calharacteristic creating any group of people

Most humanists are usually people who are atheists but can also be religious

Christian dinner: " thanks god for my food *so on so fourth* amen"

Humanist dinner: (in mind) "man the farmer must have worked hard for this produce we must be very grateful
Religious person who found out im an atheist: I thought all people who didn't believe I'm my god(s) where evil but you seem to have high morals, why?

Me: I'm a humanist I prefer to look at the present welfare of others rather than fear something that might not exist at all and tolerate people of all walks of life regardless because we're all people
by Phboy July 13, 2016
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Human Geography

Easiest and most useless class. Replaces simple ideas with new vocabulary. No one really cares if you get a 5 on the AP exam.
Looking over the vocabulary and models the day before the test alone can give you a 4.

Cocky bastard: I got a 5 on the AP Human Geography test.
Sane person: Cool story bro, no one fucking cares.
by Victim of society September 18, 2011
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Poor excuse for a human being

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.
by faygogluttony September 23, 2016
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female human

“I’ve never touched a female human”
by I Like To Fuck Women June 7, 2021
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Human extinction movement

A movement that seeks the extinction of the human species. You may think that it is a movement full of crackpots but there are it contains many university professors and scientist.
Instead of being evil the movement sees it's self as a force for good.
The movement believes that the human species has already reach a point of no return and is already on a one way road to extinction and if nothing is done the human species will also drag thousands of other species with it into extinction and destroy countless ecosystems.
The movement seeks ways to bring about the extinction of the human species before this happens.
They point to the fact the the world is in the mist of a sixth mass extinction. The last being when the dinosaures went extinct.
Also they poin to the fact that humans are unable to learn from there own history. In spite of the fact of genocide on world II there are still genocides happening.

And that in spite of the claim of a moral and human society homeless people are still allowed to sleep on the street.
by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2010
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human suitcase

its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!

from and snl episode on 2/12/2011
stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
by flkascimaioemf March 1, 2011
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human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...
by Kumpump June 22, 2016
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