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Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022
mugGet the Schrodinger's homomug.

Bonobo Homo

A medical condition assigned to a human being living though the cleanup of another human being's former life.
"Rebekah sure looks down these days!" "Yeah, she's dealing with his ex and the cry shorties. It's a bad case of Bonobo Homo."
by 30somethin May 20, 2015
mugGet the Bonobo Homomug.

Homo Holler

Gays that live in a holler (colloquially....a hollow is a small valley in/between the mountains)
My husband and I bought a country house in a gay friendly area known as homo holler.
by countrygays April 1, 2019
mugGet the Homo Hollermug.

homo aura

The double-rainbow air that follows a convincing #nohomo after the subtle expression of bromance between two bros.
Gym was gnar gnar yesterday bruh you could cut the homo aura in the locker room with a knife.
by The Awesomity June 22, 2015
mugGet the homo auramug.

Homo Pro

A hidden perk in Modern Warfare 3 only unlockable through the all perks bonus achieved at an 8 kill streak on the specialist strike package.

It allows you to spawn right behind your enemy and allows your bullets to follow people around corners.
Player 1: Dude what the heck I made it behind cover and he still killed me, how did he do that?

Player 2: He's probably got Homo Pro on....

Player 1: Woooow! What a try hard!
by DJ_CMore March 29, 2012
mugGet the Homo Promug.

aloha homos

A term used to greet fruity people in a more fruity way.
"ALOHA HOMOS! What are you up to"
by Kaiboi259 June 18, 2021
mugGet the aloha homosmug.

homo shine

Closet gay, usually elderly man with great style. Usually with dapper style and/or beard. Notable for shiny scalp with sheen.
Joe: Damn he got dat swagg.
Moe: He may act str8 but he homo shine.
by killuminati_cho November 22, 2011
mugGet the homo shinemug.

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