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HoBo Jones

The act of masturbating another person to completion into a storm drain
“You want a hobo jones? I’ll give you one for a can of beans.”
by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024
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Hobo fight

Jenny and Forrest got high and had a hobo fight after Lt. Dan left.
by Gimpygump May 20, 2022
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Hobo Spike

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).
Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!
by F. Badger September 15, 2019
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homo hobo

homo hobo is used in a dictionary right here once its used u can never stop using it so use it today!
by astrolo December 14, 2022
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Bus Hobo

A person who's always on the bus that grabs stranger's breasts or groins.

Bus Hoboing: The act of grabbing a stranger's breasts or groins on the bus
'That dude so bus hoboed me today!!'

'I wanna bus hobo her!!'
by GRELLSUTCLIFFE November 3, 2011
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Hobo niche

Small section of space where a person with no permanent residence is temporarily squatting.
We have a homeless friend staying under the stairs in the hobo niche.
by RainbowTaaiilll November 16, 2013
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Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.
Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!
by Jackal178 January 6, 2023
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