Skip to main content

Woke hobo

An individual who chooses live a subsistence lifestyle and eco warrior philosophy while stepping into the carbon foot prints of others.
Jason is such a woke hobo he only takes natural fiber items from the free store.

Sunbeam went on forever about the evils of oil companies before she asked me for all my plastic recycling to repair her tar paper shack.
by HeathIam November 5, 2019
mugGet the Woke hobomug.

HoBo Jones

The act of masturbating another person to completion into a storm drain
“You want a hobo jones? I’ll give you one for a can of beans.”
by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024
mugGet the HoBo Jonesmug.

Hobo fight

Jenny and Forrest got high and had a hobo fight after Lt. Dan left.
by Gimpygump May 20, 2022
mugGet the Hobo fightmug.

Hobo shack

Roblox bloxburg is key. Hobo shack is a shack for hobos
by LEGOMAAM May 28, 2021
mugGet the Hobo shackmug.

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.
Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.
by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013
mugGet the hobo dildomug.

hobo nuggets

human feces where it shouldn't be, best example being on the sidewalk
while walking downtown i smelt a horrible smell and looked down just as i was stepping on a hobo nuggets. earlier that day i saw the woman who made it making this exact one right where i am standing. she made it with her bum obviously.
by ashlee l. September 11, 2013
mugGet the hobo nuggetsmug.

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.
Man, zech is such a hobo derp.
by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018
mugGet the hobo derpmug.

Share this definition