When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved
Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers
by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015
Get the Happy Jizz mug.Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Get the Whack Happy mug.The epitome of joy. The pinnacle of bliss. When you're wearing the Happiness Sombrero nothing can get you down.
Gary had been walking around smiling all day. The Happiness Sombrero was working its magic and Gary was all aglow with joy.
by ToughTom October 30, 2013
Get the Happiness Sombrero mug.Someone who reports you in a chatroom or similar, It can be understood if they do it for spamming or scamming, but they report for the tiniest little thing, even if it is not that bad, dangerous or if it was unintentional. Sometimes, after, or before reporting you, some of them like to rub it in/harrass you. Report happies are often trolls, bored users, stupid 12 year olds, or just plain assholes, usually with no life.
(on a RPG website in the glitch report section of the forum):
Guy in chatroom: Y'know, I just wanted to report a glitch on the site, you know, the webmaster was giving out special golden axes? Well I got one, I accidentaly clicked on the link again, and got a second one, is that normal?
Report Happy #1: lyk omg, you dumb ass! u wuz only suposed 2 git 1! now everybody on the fukin sight is gunna do dat! i'm am reporting you!
Report happy #2: yea, you retard, what fcking cunt. i'm reporting u too. way to expose the glitch.
Guy in chatroom: But, I didn't know...
Report Happy #3: what a waste of a 7 year account with premium and all items unlocked, and the strongest playable character... i reported him too. lol
Guy in chatroom: ...
(His account and all his years of hard work is deleted)...
...It later turns out that the site's staff has admitted it was an honest mistake, and for an apology, they let everyone keep the second item they got.
Guy in chatroom: Y'know, I just wanted to report a glitch on the site, you know, the webmaster was giving out special golden axes? Well I got one, I accidentaly clicked on the link again, and got a second one, is that normal?
Report Happy #1: lyk omg, you dumb ass! u wuz only suposed 2 git 1! now everybody on the fukin sight is gunna do dat! i'm am reporting you!
Report happy #2: yea, you retard, what fcking cunt. i'm reporting u too. way to expose the glitch.
Guy in chatroom: But, I didn't know...
Report Happy #3: what a waste of a 7 year account with premium and all items unlocked, and the strongest playable character... i reported him too. lol
Guy in chatroom: ...
(His account and all his years of hard work is deleted)...
...It later turns out that the site's staff has admitted it was an honest mistake, and for an apology, they let everyone keep the second item they got.
by Hell-vis March 17, 2010
Get the report happy mug.When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.
by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019
Get the Ultimate happiness mug.When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention
Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy
by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015
Get the instagram happy mug.A subgenre in which vocals are often sung in a happy tune instead of yelling. The melody is very poppy and less punk . It is sometimes confused with Pop-Punk, but happy punk has more of a pop influence than a punk one.
Bands like:
All Time Low
The Wonder Years
Motion City Soundtrack
New Found Glory
Bands like:
All Time Low
The Wonder Years
Motion City Soundtrack
New Found Glory
Person 1: OMG! All Time Low is the best Pop-Punk band ever!!
Person 2: They're Happy Punk.
Person 1: Motion City Soundtrack is fake pop-punk.
Person 2 : Dude they're not Pop-Punk, they're Happy Punk.
Person 2: They're Happy Punk.
Person 1: Motion City Soundtrack is fake pop-punk.
Person 2 : Dude they're not Pop-Punk, they're Happy Punk.
by jhuntington55 July 26, 2011
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