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wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview
yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that
by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019
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Dark horse

One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.
"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"
by Ms Marple September 16, 2021
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horse washer

Someone who scrubs horses balls. Used as an insult.
'That man is a right horse washer'.
by Reubarb123 September 30, 2012
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Horse Pooping

A strange but common sound that lurks in PlayStation chat party’s
Aj: Makes odd sound
Christian: what the hell was that
Me: oh he was just horse pooping
by Bill Cosby Cheesecake December 11, 2018
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hopping the horse

Don't you think getting married at the age of 18 is hopping the horse?
by Culversisdelicious November 28, 2012
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Horse People

Those that are in love with their horses and prefer interaction and intimacy with their horses than with actual people. Also are snooty and inevitably annoy all those around them

They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses
"Oh did you see the Horse person's status about HORSES on Facebook? Not very surprising..."

"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"
by mojojojo24 December 7, 2012
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Purple horse

Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple.

The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
person a) aww! look at that cute purple unicorn! lets go pat it!
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!

horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.

person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
by chickensnub December 4, 2009
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