Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.

John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.

by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

helmet bitch

A retarded bitch

That bitch ain't got no sense girl! She act like she a helmet bitch

by mindfulwashington May 9, 2014

helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020

Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007

Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020

A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022