A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
by M Digga August 24, 2006
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Get the hang mug.When you go to a buffet with a friend who is willing to help you make room for some more food, possibly round 3 at the buffet and beyond. Basically, what one friend does is a handstand on a table. The other friend then opens their mouth while sitting, then, the hand standing friend slams their cock down the seated friends throat. As a result, more space is created so that the next round of buffet can be vanquished.
Nagoya= A Japanese city, which roughly translates to American as "Huge ass buffet"
Nagoya= A Japanese city, which roughly translates to American as "Huge ass buffet"
Dave: Hey buddy. I'm really hungry for the desert phase of my buffet, but I've wasted all of the room in my stomach on the Japanese and Chinese phases.
Goose: That's cool dude. Let me get up on the table and help you out with that. I have been practicing the Nagoya handstand for months!
Goose: That's cool dude. Let me get up on the table and help you out with that. I have been practicing the Nagoya handstand for months!
by Slooter Goose November 9, 2009
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Get the throw some hands mug.To insert one's middle, ring and index finger into a vagina and with your thumb against her clitoris and your little finger on her perinium (better known as the taint). You rotates your wrist to stimulate the clit/perinium and move inside her.
by Ajedrez April 26, 2007
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Emily: yeah but he has a serious case of the grab hands!
Me: oh really?
Emily:Yeah he keeps trying to grab my ass
Emily: yeah but he has a serious case of the grab hands!
Me: oh really?
Emily:Yeah he keeps trying to grab my ass
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