Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.

After leg day I was full grandma spec

by Icyboner October 1, 2025

grandma

when someone collects their weed ash in a jar or tub.

"Come everyone, it's time to make grandma!"

Person 1: Dude!! You almost spilled grandma wtf
Person 2: Oh my bad

by justaboredguyonurbandictionary June 18, 2022

Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

Grandma

Very very cranky person

I’m so tired today I’m like grandma

by Cranky grandma August 13, 2021

Your grandma

ugly

your grandma

by hfvhhf November 22, 2021

fishing for grandma

A sex move where the male is using his penis to "reel in" an older woman into bed.

Bill: yo man where were you last night?
Rob: bro I was out fishing for grandma

by Jk fan June 17, 2017

grandma shirlee

saggi tideez but a kind heart

grandma Shirlee : "when i was younger i wanted to be older
this shit is not what i expected."

by shartslurper October 16, 2019