grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Lunch with grandma

Used when you need an excuse to not have lunch with the boys so you can get head during lunch

Hey boys I’m gonna have lunch with grandma today

by Bmaybs09 February 26, 2021

Grandma

The best person in the world.

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!

by Agent frankie March 29, 2021

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021

Grandma daddy

Is a superior male that is wise and good natured and caring like grandmother would be but yet Jack of all trades can make or fix anything.

I love my grandma daddy he does everything for me

by anonymous June 5, 2021

Group Chat Grandma

The one person in a community group chat, who regardless of age, is annoyingly friendly and only sends “May God Bless You” flower pictures or other impersonal greetings daily.

A: Hey, why did you leave the group chat?
B: The group chat grandma kept sharing minion memes and I couldn’t take it anymore.

by SadIrony May 25, 2021