goober

An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon

my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.

by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

goob

Substitute for the word "good", as spoken by someone with a mouthful of food.

"How's that pie, Ogre?" (shrugs) "I'unno - GOOB!!!"

by Viva Vas Deferens August 23, 2008

Goober

A precious girl that is prestigious person/thing

My girlfriend is my goober

by KiD K February 21, 2015

goomba

the level below sucking balls

1.that sucks dick

2.that sucks balls

3.that sucks goombas

oh fuck i died again

yeah dude you fucking suck goomba s at this game

GOOMBA'S CAN SUCK MY BALLS

by jens clark April 11, 2008

Goober

A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.

1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"

by TheKubliest October 17, 2014

goob

a person who tends to tell stories that no one listens to. doesn't always have friends, normally a steak is their only friend. extremely hard to understand. occasionally moody.

loved by an overly obsessive girl who would give the worlddddd for them.

goob : so today i was
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) i like skittles.
goob : .... so today
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) what?
goob : never mind.

by scruffles. March 6, 2008

Goob

Refers to a business or an establishment that has "Gone Out Of Business" or closed down. Abbreviated by the beginning letter of each word. Gone or Going out of business.

"Hey, the record store I love has goob. or I used to go there all the time before it went goob.

by imagewise December 10, 2009