An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon
my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.
by Robinrobby August 21, 2007
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My girlfriend is my goober
by KiD K February 21, 2015
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Get the goomba mug.A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
by TheKubliest October 17, 2014
Get the Goober mug.a person who tends to tell stories that no one listens to. doesn't always have friends, normally a steak is their only friend. extremely hard to understand. occasionally moody.
loved by an overly obsessive girl who would give the worlddddd for them.
loved by an overly obsessive girl who would give the worlddddd for them.
goob : so today i was
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) i like skittles.
goob : .... so today
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) what?
goob : never mind.
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) i like skittles.
goob : .... so today
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) what?
goob : never mind.
by scruffles. March 6, 2008
Get the goob mug.Refers to a business or an establishment that has "Gone Out Of Business" or closed down. Abbreviated by the beginning letter of each word. Gone or Going out of business.
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