Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Gooch

An adaptation of the derogatory word “gook”; used to describe an individual of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage as a sell-out. Used within inter-minority social groups.

“I bet that gooch donates to Blue Lives Matter and subscribes to Joe Rogan.”

by Ado Mi June 29, 2023

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole

My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.

by Trout wrangler March 6, 2021

Gooch cracklin

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!

"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!

by Shad master October 2, 2020

gooch

The area between the asshole and the balls of the male anatomy.

I licked his gooch.

by Weknowtoomuchonthedarkweb April 19, 2022