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German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.
Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011
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Geometrist

One who works with angles. Someone who always has an ulterior motive or some kind of scam.
"I don't trust Bill, he's such a Geometrist, always working an angle on somebody."

"I don't trust your Geometry, I feel like you're trying to get one over on me."
by Samwell718 October 5, 2007
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Geometric

Similar to shapely, but with less negative connotation. This is to be used in situations where one might call a someone shapely, but the person being described is thin. Generally, this is used in reference to girls wearing spandex pants.
Damn man, did you see that girl?

Nah, why?

She's lookin' geometric!
by AuContraire September 3, 2009
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german mudslide

when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!
"Dude, i couldn't hold that shit anymore i just caused the biggest german mudslide ever!
by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004
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German Bulldozer

-when you shit on a girl's chest and then titty fuck her.
Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.
by Hose-b July 23, 2008
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Genomal

1. One who departed India during the partition and moved to the Philippines to start a new life. Settled in Manila and may or may not have left the Philippines but will always consider "1207" home base.
You can't just make yourself a Genomal, you're either born a Genomal, or chosen to become one.
by Shawn Genomal October 3, 2007
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German Mudcake

After digesting 6 tacos from taco bell, you engage in sexual activities with your partner and then you take you penis out of her vagina and proceed to excrete feces all over her face and say "Auchtung."
After eating many taco bell i gave my bitch a german mudcake, just for kicks.
by RexIsDead November 28, 2007
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