German Bulldozer

During 69 The Man Turns, Facesits The Woman And Defecates In Her Her Mouth, Then Continues To Have Oral Sex, In The End The Womans Face Looks Like A Construction Site.

Dude Last Night I Gave My Hooker A Cleveland Steamer!

Yea, Well I Gave Mine A German Bulldozer!

by J.J McDong January 5, 2010

Germantown

A smalltown in Maryland that is outside Washington DC, and is full of pressed,bullshit people. Don't feel dumb if you don't know where it is.

You live in Germantown? Where in the hell is that?

by the diva that does'nt care December 12, 2003

German Lumberjack

When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.

Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?

Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...

Woman: Im up for new experiances!

Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face

Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!

by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 1, 2011

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

german Bombshell

when you take a fat shit and the crap leaving your ass hits the water and splashes the dirty water on your ass

"ahhhhhh, gross i dropped a german bombshell in there.... it all over the place." (Brian)

by 0010011 February 9, 2006

German

A Nation located in central europe bordered by france and russia, is also an economic and military powerhouse, producing some of the worlds biggest medical advancements and best military technology, they are a well respected country, and a very proud people, often guilted by people on none german decent for rule of the nazi party in the 30's and 40's they have a very talented national football team, and have produced some of the most important inventors to the modern age, for example, karl benz the inventor of the gasoline engine and founder of mercedes benz high end luxury vehicles, The German language does sound particularly angry, Germany is by far one of the most succesfull nations in the world bringing themselves out of numerous depressions and restoring national pride

some examples of germanys advancements
the leopard 2 tank, the heckler and koch mp5 the worlds most popular smg, and played a hand in the development of the eurofighter typhoon

by steve(a proud german canadian) August 6, 2008

German Lasagna

1. Code word for Jagermeister. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?
Person 2: Some German Lasagna.
Person 1: Good.

by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010