German measles

When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.

Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.

by natious January 14, 2009

german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

German Knuckle Cake

German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.

Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.

by Pox March 08, 2006

German Town

A town full of left and right handed queers.

Did you hear 007 is from German Town.
I am one happy mofo that I am not from Greman Town.
Did you here about that queer from German Town? Dude everyone from German Town is queer

by trizz March 31, 2004

German Pornstars' Mouth

A term describing someone as Full of Shit

they ought to call you a german pornstars' mouth; because you're full of shit.

by Snode January 31, 2023

German Slip'n Slide

Involves any accomplished sexual positions on a bed with plastic sheets, a gallon of baby oil, and a wooden spoon.

That German Slip'n Slide was wild at Bill's last night.

by Das_Groot December 17, 2016

German Rain

The non-sexual act of a man drizzling his venereal disease ridden semen on your face while blasting loud house music on a stereo.

That women seems as if she is having a bad day I would like her to experience my German rain.

This week has been boring I want to be under a heavy German rain.

by DanmantheKnower July 22, 2014