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german circus

when a man and woman are having sex and do very intrecut and intense sex moves, usually acrobatic things like flips.
last night i did the german circus with sally. i flipped her and did the flying trapeze.
by dandingo March 10, 2009
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German Teaparty

A large group sexual activity, in which one unlucky female is the victim of vigorous, rough, sweaty double penetration; which usually ends in a facial.
John: Yo man you see that German Teaparty video?
Frank: Yeah bro, that was awesome! she took all 4 loads in the mouth!
by JoePescimofo August 13, 2009
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German Occupation

Where a German Man has anal sex with a Polish women, to symbolize the "German Occupation of Poland". Following that, the women must wear a strap-on and attempt to give the male anal sex, as the male must punch her in the face and fight. This is to show Poland's failed attempts at fighting back against the German's. As the third and final act, an American man must preform vaginal sex to the women, after beating up the German man, to symbolize America's help in the freedom of Poland from Germany. The third act may also be preformed with a Russian Man instead of an American man. During this whole "time", the German man must have his arm raised in the Nazi Saluting Position and scream "Heil" in the salute to Hitler.
Hans : Did you sleep with that Pollock last night?

Axel : Yes, there was German Occupation for some time, but an American showed up and ruined it all.
by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010
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german kissing

Using a lot of tongue and rubbing a teddy bear
Hey aimee, i heard that guy last night was german kissing you with his favorite teddy bear
"ya dez, it was insane."
by aimee chan June 22, 2008
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German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.
"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."
by big peen joe June 12, 2013
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german bitch

The act of fucking a girl from behind, then killing her with your elbows.
"How did you mom die?"
"Someone killed her by givin her a German Bitch
by Yo madre essay November 26, 2006
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German Clergy

Shoving your entire face in someones ass cheeks.
by Doctor Dirty May 1, 2009
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