Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 02, 2018
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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 27, 2010
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guitar god

Steve Vai is a guitar god compared to Jared dines
by Goodnhammerd May 17, 2022
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guitar orgy

When having 6 women start fucking eachother on top of a man while he watches. A guitar orgy will also attract many other women towards you. The man under the women mating will sing a song while the women will try to sing as well.
" Dude I just had a guitar orgy."

" Fucking cool man!"
by Kringeytv December 21, 2016
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Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.
Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
by TrugoyDaPriest March 11, 2019
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Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.
I play the bass guitar for the school band.
by dhar woman January 16, 2023
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