goblin

A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation. Invites long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the golf course.
The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent 18 months finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'

Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking miles behind the spastic with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf. The cunt.

by Andrew Mathieson Cheater May 15, 2005

cock goblin

1. A particularly nasty growth or infection situatied on penis or cock

see also Genital Gargoyle

2. A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

see also homo, slut

1. Ugh, what an aweful cock goblin. Get it away from me.

2. That bitch is such a cock goblin. She'd fuck anything twice.

by Meat January 27, 2003

The Green Goblin

Recipe:

Step 1:
Ejaculate your steaming hot load into the female/male/animals anus.

Step 2:
Pour absinthe into the previously mentioned orifice.

Step 3:
Plug up the anus and grab the human/animal, shake well.
(optional, stir with dick).

Step 4:
Pour out drink when ready.

Step 5:
(optional)
Serve with chicken and rice.

SEB: "hey, who's your fav marvel villain?"

Beth: "The Green Goblin"

Seb: "Oh shit, I did that to you last night, remember? "

Beth: "What?!?!?"

Seb: "What.."

by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018

Meat Goblin

The meat stuck to a grill or left behind on a skillet.

Hold on a minute, let me scrape off these meat goblins from the grill.

by Iluvbrains March 2, 2009

Goosin'

goosin' (goose-en)-- The act of being silly or being a "silly goose"

Originated in Delaware by a few art students at Delaware College of Art and Design and quickly spread to University of Delaware and surrounding Highschools. It is one of the quickest spread slang terms of 2010

Guy 1: "did u see Marty the other night?"
Guy 2: "yeah he was straight Goosin'"

by punkette151617 March 1, 2010

cock goblin

a tiny goblin that resides in various forests and caves, that feeds ont the cock of all creatures.

"Stay on your guard, this forest is known for having God damn cock goblins."

by Fut Sac May 15, 2009

knob goblin

a college co-eds that cannot quit putting the dick in her mouth to save her life

"Holy Shit!! That bitch is sucha a knob goblin. I bet she could take down a pool cue!!"

by yeti042 February 25, 2003