Johnny Friedrich

A complete idiot. He doesn’t know how to act around girls, so that’s why he probably can’t get one. Oh and don’t forget he is a small bug you can step on.

“Hey Johnny Friedrich, your a dumb blonde small bug you know that!”

by chefpeepeeoof July 10, 2019

Deep Fried Pickle

See Trojan Horse. They look like chicken nuggets, but don't be fooled. If you look REALLY close, you can tell that they are wolves in sheep's clothing. For some reason, no matter where I look online, I don't see anyone having a problem with them, which boggles my mind. The issue isn't even the fact that they're pickles, it's the fact that they look so god damn similar to chicken nuggets. Like, fuck, either make them easier to identify or explicitly make sure that the one about to eat them knows what they are. I swear it's some sick joke.

This kinda stuff is why I have trust issues.

Before eating the "chicken nuggets":
Oooh! Some chicken nuggets!
After eating what turned out to be deep fried pickles:
Why is the world so cruel...

by thechadman412 July 12, 2022

Omlette with Fried Bacon

Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.

Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!

by Faitraen September 30, 2008

pork fried rice

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

by Iwhit April 15, 2008

fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003

friedle

long-nosed, short-legged poochie

Hey friedle go take a walk.

by paully May 3, 2006

FRIED

CRACK = FRIED COCAINE

Man don' leave ya wallet out 'round ol' boi Tyrone Biggums. U know ya man be hard up on dat fried.

by Manny Styles! June 21, 2011