friend

"a friend is something you obviously don't have, since you're browsing urban dictionary instead of hanging out with them"

Person 1: "hey look at this definition of a friend."
Person 2: "yep you really don't have any friends."

by apple2006 October 29, 2020

burger and fries the cat

An angry cat in a cage who was filmed screaming. The video is on youtube and is featured in the Meowarchy series of videos of pissed off cats.

Another angry cat like burger and fries the cat is Pinky the cat.

by TK11 February 3, 2008

friends tv show

The best fucking tv show of the 90's-early 2k. Characters include: Monica Geller/Bing, Chandler Bing, Rachel Green, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffey/Hannigan, and Joey Tribbiani. Follows six friends through all the troubled times you have in your 20s. Monica is an clean freak. Chandler is the funny and sarcastic one. Rachel is the fashionista/slut. Ross is a paleontologist and very caring. Phoebe is the weird one. Joey is the player who sleeps with everyone but does have feelings (just not for his sexual partners). BASICALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!

Did you watch the friends tv show?
No, I was watching OUAT. Why?
How dare you!
WE WERE ON A BREAK!

by pumpkinhenryjollyrancherbutts June 18, 2015

freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Best Friend Zone

When a girl calls a guy a "best friend" and is thereby elevated from the friend zone to the best friend zone.

Worse than the Friend Zone, yet not as bad as the Brother Zone.

Guy 1: I've been elevated from the Friend Zone to the Best Friend Zone.

Guy 2: You're Fucked.

by imaybeinsane May 2, 2010

friendo

An intimidating word you use when you want to shake down or scare someone who actually isn't really a friend.

"Call it. Friendo." - A remorseless hitman to a simple store-owner in Texas, from the film "No Country for Old Men." He wants him to call the coin he just flipped. If the store-owner calls it wrong, the hitman will kill him. If he calls it right, he'll let him live. A real friend would just let the guy live regardless.

by anna nicole's rotting silicone boobs December 17, 2007

fake friend

when someone acts like they like you and they really don't like you and when you found out then Ur going to be sad and depress because you thought you had a best friend(person that you can trust) Ex;tell them Ur secretes and when Ur sad they always help you and stay by Ur side forever.

my friend is mad at me because i called him a name but all the time he calls me stupid and all types of names.so i think my friend is a fake friend

by tyfly03 January 25, 2016