Finishiano Fraudnaldo

An ultimatley finished washed ancient ghost farmer, Finishiano is known primarily for frauding his way to penalties by diving and flopping like divemar and farming against small farmer clubs such as getafe, norwich and even the whole country of Luxembourg!

Finishiano AKA rapenaldo, camelnaldo, penaldo and pendu has constantly been the biggest fraud in all of football. Breaking an everton fans phone before moving to Fraudi Oilrabia to avoid lawsuits similar to his activites in Las Vegas with multiple women who didnt consent. After inspiring those such as Mason Greenwood, Antony and Benjamin Mendy, he goes on to dive for penalties teaching Puarez and Peymar the skill moves they would need for the rest of their shameful farming careers. Fraudnaldo has inspired the likes of Tapindowski, Pessi, and Penzema (search Benzema 15 to learn more) to reach their full tapin potential.

Ultimatley, Finishiano Fraudnaldo will never reach his full tapin powers due to being an ancient finished ghost. Mabye if Finishiano bribed officials like PissG, Bribelona, VARdrid and LiVARpool, he could reach his goal of 1000 tapins.

Common songs for Finishiano include "¿Dónde está Serresiete? ¿Serresiete dónde está" showing the true finished nature of Finishiano.

Person 1: Do you know Ronaldo
Person 2: R9?
Person 1: No Cristiano Ronaldo
Person 2: Oh you mean Finishiano Fraudnaldo? the rape merchant

by realistpessidog October 2, 2023

Fred Thompson

1) God

2) The Actor who appeared in films such as "Baby's Day Out" (as the FBI Agent), "The Hunt For Red October" (as the admiral of the USS Enterprise, and more recently, Law & Order.

When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect.

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

Fred Flintstone

The act of slamming ones feet through the floor of the car, and onto the pavement, to stop the car.

Dude i gotta pee, if you don't pull over i'll fred flintstone this bitch.

by b-radical the magical January 8, 2009

Fred

An obese male who is obsessed with girls that are 15 and younger. He sits around and jacks it to Halo and child pornography. Also known as a Fredophile

Fred: "Hey baby how old are you?"
Jess: "I'm 18"
Fred: "Damn, Got any little sisters?"

by Fredophilia July 4, 2009

Fraud

Tyrone Willingham.

Does Tyrone Willingham even know what he's doing? He hasn't had a winning season since...when??? How can he make $1.5M per year?? What a FRAUD.

by RWDawgs October 18, 2008

Fred Durst

If Durst can fuck up Scott Stapp from Creed, how come he turned down the boxing match Stapp called for. When Mr. "Back the Fuck Up", Mr. "Chainsaw", Mr. "Break Your Fuckin' Face" is called out, he becomes Mr. "I don't want to resort to violence".

If Fred Durst that much of a fake-ass jocker, I wonder what that says about those trying look tough by being him.

by Sako December 26, 2003

Fred

A usually small, not so good looking guy. Very nerdy and wears glasses in most cases. Good school results are at the essence. One of his limited qualities is his judging abilities. In fact, it's all he ever does. Never open to what his friends say, he always talks about sex and drugs.

fred

by Therect November 13, 2013