Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023

Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.

After leg day I was full grandma spec

by Icyboner October 1, 2025

Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

grandma

when someone collects their weed ash in a jar or tub.

"Come everyone, it's time to make grandma!"

Person 1: Dude!! You almost spilled grandma wtf
Person 2: Oh my bad

by justaboredguyonurbandictionary June 18, 2022

Grandma

When an old person in you family just farts out dust

My dad did a Grandma

by Declan D February 21, 2019

Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup

What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.

Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”

by Kurtis Tyler O’brien November 23, 2021

Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)

Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse

by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025