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NBA Finals

An event that was once over by the summer solstice almost always.
Guy- It's the 4th of July, do I want to think about the beach or basketball right now? I've been thinking about basketball all spring already, and it doesn't really matter, people put too much importance on it as it is. I'm trying not to become one of these uber competitive carboard cutouts or cartoons like the others by thinking about human shit like vacation instead of summertime NBA Finals.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Final Boss

Guy 1: Hey bro where did you get that shirt?

Guy 2: The store i just bought it from got burned, sorry man.

Guy 3: Gatekeeper final boss
by WyattYves August 25, 2023
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Final Fantasy II

Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system

Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol
by Gingerbreadbedhead March 9, 2022
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The Final Chapter

When you pull your cock out of some bitch and whip your excess jiz and hope it smacks her in the face or eye; thus ending up as an angry pirate.
Yo dude, remember that bitch I smacked and told to suck my dick? Yeah I gave her the final chapter! Right in her eye!
by M-CsmackAbitch January 20, 2009
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The 2003 Silver Cup Final

You had to be there...

Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.

Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.

On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.

Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.

You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"

"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024
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Final Fantasy XIII

When you vomit, poop and piss at the same time.
Damn, I'm so sick I Final Fantasy XIII'd all over my room! Now I'll have to clean it somehow...
by Will-22 December 13, 2016
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