Dick feet
Dick feet by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008
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Crotch Feet
Crotch Feet- (n) Feet that possess a formidable odor suggesting one had stuck their feet into a crotch afflicted with crotch rot.
Crotch Feet by E.L May 22, 2006
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hobbit feet
hobbit feet by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009
Duckbill platypus feet
The shape of feet that some girls have that are particularly wide at the front, with splayed toes.
Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.
Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.
Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.
Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.
"Hey Lisa-Marie is so cute!"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"
Duckbill platypus feet by jtaat July 29, 2012
Don't cut my feet
To cut a "middle man" out of a business deal for any reason without "middle man" permission. No matter how unreasonable, ridiculous or just down right stupid. Even if said "middle man" was the one who set you up with the new business contact in the first place. Even if going to the new business contact is more beneficial to you, out of some kind of far fetched, crazy person ideals you must throw all common sense and logic out the window and screw yourself to keep some idiotic, obviously desperate "middle man" happy.
"Hey, John If you want to purchase that car you need to come to me. "Don't cut my feet" and go to my boss we were friends 10 years ago and I need that commission even if it means you must knowingly screw yourself over."
"I know I set you up with my boss for that last sale so you could get a good deal because we are friends, but I'm a selfish douche and want to rip you off so "don't cut my feet" anymore by going to him instead of me or I will do everything I can to ruin your reputation until you have no choice but to come back to me."
"I don't care if you do business with my competitors because you know I'm completely untrustworthy, you are the only person I don't screw over in my business deals. Trust me. We were kind of acquaintances years ago I can't believe I even need to say this, but "don't cut my feet" like this."
"I know I set you up with my boss for that last sale so you could get a good deal because we are friends, but I'm a selfish douche and want to rip you off so "don't cut my feet" anymore by going to him instead of me or I will do everything I can to ruin your reputation until you have no choice but to come back to me."
"I don't care if you do business with my competitors because you know I'm completely untrustworthy, you are the only person I don't screw over in my business deals. Trust me. We were kind of acquaintances years ago I can't believe I even need to say this, but "don't cut my feet" like this."
Don't cut my feet by batshitcrazychic February 2, 2013
boney african feet
boney african feet by MusicalPanda985 January 3, 2017
City Feet
Being adept at wearing high heels persistently whilst living in a city (In effect, an above-average amount of walking/running to catch taxis).
This can include a period of blisters, bruises, soreness and uneasiness. This is usually followed by callouses, and the ability to rock five-inch pumps down fifteen city blocks.
This can include a period of blisters, bruises, soreness and uneasiness. This is usually followed by callouses, and the ability to rock five-inch pumps down fifteen city blocks.
"She asked me if my stilettos hurt at the end of the day, and I assured her I was fine; I have my city feet."
City Feet by Keleigh Wolf October 19, 2008