fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.

Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

Fecalitious

When that turd be bussin' on flavor so good you'd have another.

I ate her ass and that cutter be fecalitious

by TiddyPimpin November 24, 2024

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Fecaline

The action of taking a dump in a bowl and shaping it to resemble a cat

Stranger 1: why does the cat stink?

Stranger 2: It's made of shit

Stranger 1: Fecaline?

Stranger 2: Yes

by The_Lamb January 8, 2025

Feckled Squinkie

I’m gonna kill you with a rock.

“The bird in Twin Peaks is a Feckled Squinkie

by Krill-Johnlenin February 9, 2025