fappin yer thug till it smell

phrase for male masturbation

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell

by mcree007 July 12, 2025

Fappal Tunnel Syndrome

A repetitive stress injury caused by excessive solo activities involving vigorous hand motion, usually triggered by prolonged exposure to internet “research.”

I was watching Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire last night. Now I have fappal tunnel syndrome

by Tom Tudbury, The Great and Pow July 17, 2025

Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025

Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.

Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.

by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012

Skull Fapper

An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.

Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down

by IAMSPINTERCELLBTH March 13, 2013

Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014