failty

combination of the word (s): fail, frail, faulty, and fatality

1.characterized by the onset of repeated imaging focusing on the object of your persecutions demise by fantastical means, usually brought on by the failure to develop a; spine, or balls, or the courage to stand up for yourself

a. coping mechanism

2. Paranoid Delusion

3. (a) Worthless Person(s)

portrayed accurately in the made for t.v. series "Ally Mcbeal"

"you're fuckin failty...."
"I had a failty moment, and when I came to, I halfway expected him to still be decapitated"
"I was feelin pretty failty and almost died"

by WelcometoDylanD February 4, 2010

Faith

Something that is of no real substance except in the form of trust, but that you're ridiculed for lacking if you don't believe an invisible man created the universe in a couple of days and apparently cares more about you're belief in him than anything else in the world. Basically, faith is in the hands of the user, but religion uses it as an excuse for not providing evidence.

Person 1: "There is no evidence what the Bible says is true!"
Person 2: "Have faith!"
Person 1:"No, I'm tired of your shit"

by Caucasian Asylum May 27, 2015

fagit

Spodermen's favourite word, also his definition for everyone except for himself. So basically only Spodermen is not an fagit.

Hello am Spodermen and u r an fagit.

by Mistah Fagit May 31, 2017

Old Faithful

The act of ejaculating semen on another's rectum then demanding that the person upon which ejaculation occurred must pass gas immediately. Ejaculator then looks at clock and says, "right on time."

Little Tim gave Sally the good ole' Old Faithful last night.

by bobbyz18 June 17, 2011

Faith

Being sure of what you hope for, and certain of what you cannot see.

i had strong faith in the Lord before i prayed for a man, and He showed me the man's healing.

by sonworshipper April 29, 2010

Failture

lol@ mousey looking for this.. dummy

mousey is a failture @ life

by crumb October 10, 2004

ass fagit

(N) benig a definite homo or one who takes it up the butt and likes. Total ass and total fagit thus ass fagit. Commonly used as a swear word or to describe a person you don't like.

Suderman, stupid ball licking homo, Complete noob at doing anything except getrting men (and still isn't very good at that A.K.A. ass fagit.

by The Pimp Master General March 22, 2009