Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022

E-Factor

If a person (we name this person Eve, just for example) had to do a simple task, but took too long to complete it and the result is total fucked up.

A: "Hey is the task done?"
B: "Yes but the person i instructed to do it totally e-factored it, so we have to do it again"

by sad_programmer September 4, 2018

Yamanaka Factors

Hey, Sam. Remember the jellyfish thing?

Hym "Yamanaka Factors sounds like the thing I was talking about... Where they get them proteins?"

by Hym Iam January 31, 2025

buck-to-factor

The factor you divide the truth by

I told Buck the shoes were $100, they were actually $400. The Buck-to-factor is 4:1.

by idiffered February 4, 2023

Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021

laughter factor

the amount of laugh that forms in your throat and comes out of your mouth ; range of numbers that determine how high or low your laughter factor is

I was trying not to laugh, but the fact that i was pretending to be sad upped the laughter factor

by soecxtra October 26, 2020

The Zero Factor

When society judges people whether they are successful or not by the number of zeros they have accumulated in their bank accounts—when hundredaires and thousandaires are normally overlooked and looked down while millionaires and billionaires are noticed and respected (or even worshipped).

What differentiates the rich and the famous from the poor and the notorious on this side of heaven is not just the fear factor but also the zero factor.

by Numerati December 26, 2024