Fun Merchant

A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.

fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?

by KB285 October 4, 2022

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all May 25, 2016

Fun-bucket

Replacement of the OTHER “F” word.

“You’re such a fun-bucket arsehole”
“Like I give a fun-bucket”

by EverydayHeroes November 10, 2020

Fun wrap

A condom for a tiny penis.

"Put that fun wrap on and get in me!"

by Machelle Simponi June 3, 2017

sad fun

When it’s the last formal dinner of the sem and you have to say goodbye to some cool people but also eat nice food and listen to cool music and speeches

I reckon Baxter’s VD is gonna be sad fun

by Sally1234_not October 15, 2017

major fun

having sex

sex is major fun

by im 1 hot boy November 30, 2009

[fun scud]

A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.

I'm going to park my fun scud in your love silo if it takes all night.

by thenewrooster March 13, 2009