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Meat Flaps

Your lips.
Case: Oh my god. Shut your fucking meat flaps.
Jess: -.-
by ilikedinosaursrawr November 7, 2010
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FATS

A fucking faggot who does his xanga all day who wasnt even in the fucking year book. He wears his witty shirts to school and then listens to Cursive. He is anxious at Elliot's house.
whatsup with FATS?!
by wow youre tight May 22, 2004
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piss flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s piss flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s piss flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their piss flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
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meat flaps

A pair of breasts that are so saggy that the nipples actually point down and touch the skin. A common affliction in elderly women, but that is not always the case. It isn't that rare for a woman of her twenties or even teens to be diagnosed with meat flaps.
Dude, I thought your mom was really hot for her age, but I still couldn't get over her meat flaps.
by Germbee October 3, 2005
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fats

Another word for sweat pants. A person may have ghetto fats, which are really baggy sweats; or even bungee fats, with the tight elastics on the bottom of the pant leg.
Check out my new fats.
by swampyj9960 April 14, 2006
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Dancin dude from six flags

sick, old grandpa who looks disgusting on the commercials for Six Flags
last time i saw that damn dancin man i almost cried!
by chop_shop July 28, 2004
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Flagstaff

To plant a flag, to mark one's territory, to claim, to publicly announce property, to steal by means of technicalities
In the Summer of 2007 the Russians flagstaffed the Arctic Sea.
Flagstaffing of the moon in 1969 by the United States doesn't imply ownership according to international treaties.
North America belonged to a variety of natives however the English, Spaniards, and French flagstaffed it.
by J M-D June 13, 2008
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