ENGENE

the fandom name for k-pop group ENHYPEN.

“remember that time heesung from enhypen was filmed saying the n word in a song and never being allowed to publicly apologize for it?”

“oh yeah, very clearly. and engenes had the audacity to sweep the situation under the rug and start attacking black engenes. they’re so ruthless, and have no morals.”

by Zhongli July 25, 2021

engineering

Engineering is the practice of mucking up once useful objects. Practitioners excel at telling skilled workers how to do things the engineers themselves have never done, nor are capable of learning. Engineers can expect to be paid menial wages while languishing in a cubicle and annoying productive people with endless demands for more submittals. Your life as an engineer will be designing stupid shit that laymen will fix in the field, and reviewing thousands of pages of eyewash to ensure that all systems are too comp-licated for the end users. Fortunately you will have months to incorrectly design systems that the talented technicians must build and install in weeks. They will make it work behind your back so you don't fly in on a site visit and fix things. You will be replaced in your prime by an intern and no one will notice or care that you are gone.

Engineering guy says let me explain how your car works while a skilled person fixes it.

by notanengineer January 3, 2017

software engineering

1. An engineering discipline that is increasingly turning into a commodity much like cattle farming in the agriculture industry.

2. Disposable code factories, not cost effective to reuse or refurbish.

If those software engineers don't get the project done by the deadline, we will replace them with ones from India.

by Snowcat October 10, 2003

software engineering

A widely used noun that is a oxymoron. Software cannot be engineered.

I rigorously derived a mathematically provable peice of psuedo-code. (Yeah, right...)

by S. Rittenhouse February 1, 2004

social engineering

The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!

Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.

Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...

by SassyPirate September 2, 2005

african-american engineer

to nig-rig something to do something else then it was intended to do

I have a wall in front of me, maybe I can african-american engineer the cables to go over the wall.

by Brandon Mallari May 1, 2006

Engines

Racial term referring to a person with arabic/middle eastern background who is educated (mainly indians). Being that: all 'indians' are becoming engineers theses days.

In the United States, the government is paying to have all these indian engineers come and work in their country since because they lack college graduates in that field - so they must import all these "engines", thus saying/assuming that if they are indian and educated, they are probably engineers

College student 1 " look at that group of engines, I bet they have perfect grades"
College student 2 " Yeah I think theyre chemical engineer majors, they are indians afterall"

by Mark Lucian April 23, 2018