Evan Phillips

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

by evandagoon April 3, 2020

evan peters

daddy

“evan peters DEF daddy 😍”

by paigem:) April 2, 2021

evacxp

evacxp is one of the most iconic, beautiful, talented and kindest girls I've ever met tbh. She's one of my comfort ppl and I love her sm😫🙏

someone: evacxp is so pretty
me: let's kiss and marry rn.

by urfavhotlesbian September 5, 2021

Evan Li

Evan Li is someone who will see a younger female and ask for their instagram

I brought along my sister to the hangout but then Evan Li asked for her number. She is 12 years old.

by johnjohnjohnandjohn August 27, 2023

greasy evan

when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples

did you see that greasy evan?
yea, ew.

by peopelpoop November 18, 2011

bowel evacuation

The process of taking a large poop. It can be solid or loose but the more the better.

Cindy: John, I ate at Pollo Campero 15 minutes ago and then I had sudden bowel evacuation.

John: Maybe it wasn't the food.

Cindy: It's happened the last two times I ate there.

by Dragon Pipes November 14, 2013

bobs evacuation

When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"

Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.

by Davis1326 July 15, 2017