Dutch Treat

When a 6ft Dutch Burley women with Wooden Shoes slams your Back Door with a STRAP-ON while whisteling Its a small world after all and makes you lick the Fudge Treat .

I can't wait to go to Holland Michigan and get a Dutch Treat.

by SweetNlow27 September 17, 2015

Dutch cough

A fart, bottomburp, etc.

Please cover your asshole when you dutch cough.

by Hello its M D May 21, 2008

dutch fork

A sexual position involving horizontal levitation and a large amount of hashish.

I dutch forked that hoe. All night long.

by thechels January 21, 2008

feel dutch

As soon as Dutch people can smoke weed as much as they want, to feel dutch means to feel high, like you are on drugs.

I feel dutch! = I feel high.

by Willian January 17, 2008

dutch rudder

when a man grabs his dick and someone works his arm for him kinda like a hand job but the person giving it doesnt have to grab the dick

my buddy tom gave me a dutch rudder last night

by mclovin666 April 4, 2009

Dutch Lever

When someone holds a man's outright arm and moves it up and down like the lever of a water pump. The man, with his other hand masturbates himself accordingly.

Despite it's simplicity, I will never in my life attempt the dutch lever.

by Jstat January 20, 2009

Dutch Rainbow

Opening a collection of hard-core jazz mags at your favourite pages. Then arranging them in an arc in front of you. Kneel down and bash away.

"You alright mate - you look like you've seen a ghost?"
"I just walked in on my Dad - he had a dutch rainbow on the go."

by Dog-strain December 14, 2009