Dolphin

Someone who is fucked in the head

Those dudes Aaron and Deséan are total dolphins, all they talk about is incest and beastiality on the dark web

by HoonoZiggurat September 9, 2019

Dolphin Laugh

When you drop an uncle stinky that erupts out of the water and bobs around doing tricks to the point where your asshole makes a dolphin sound like "aaaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

See also: uncle stinky

I just had the best dolphin laugh!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

dolphin

A dolphin is a creature of the whater type, it specializes in bombing the land of the Japanese with its partner Whale
Its preferred method of transportation is a Boeing B-29 "Superfortress"

And its favorite dish is the salty tears of its enemys

Fuka u whale and fuka u dolphin

by aka A.K June 9, 2017

Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely

We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.

by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017

irrwaddy dolphin

A demon

O gawd! An irrwaddy dolphin!!!

by jvscjkv fdjshc vbkdfsj zcv April 21, 2018

walking the dolphin

Term for masturbating or giving a hand job.

Mom walked in on me walking the dolphin.

by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018

Dolphin nap

Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.

Damn son I feel so re-energized after that dolphin nap I took after class today

by GoodDolphinGirl February 19, 2018