a silly little man who has 2 completely different mindsets sometimes. no motivation to really do anything at all. gives up to easily. cry’s very easily. does not try. does not really want to do anything else other than talking to sam. me love sam for real
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by frxnk October 22, 2022
Get the frxnk/dexter mug.When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
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by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
Get the 《¤》Dexter《¤》Mandrake《¤》Dexter《¤》 mug.Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?
Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!
Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.
by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011
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Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
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