depression venting

Temporarily escaping the void by hyperbolic oversharing to friends, strangers or on social media.

Shamefully deleting posts after last nights wine fueled depression venting.

by LazerJesus February 22, 2021

Richie Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character

I watch IT and I see Richie Tozier and now I have Richie Depression

by adetozier January 4, 2021

fillie depression

what happens when your favorite ship is m.i.a.

I have fillie depression now, I miss those bitches

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha March 16, 2018

positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music

person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing

by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020

depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

Fake Depressed

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

Depression Trifecta

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.

Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!

by Dustin69 October 3, 2020