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Hasan Defense Theory

the HDT otherwise known as the Hasan Defense Theory is the technique were Omer Hasan steals a joke originally aimed at him and then stealing it and turning it around on the original jokester. This presents the idea that Omer is the one that originally made the joke disregarding the hard work and ingenuity of the original.
hey your using the Hasan Defense Theory. Omer: no your using the HDT!
by kabz64 February 24, 2026
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Self Defence Units

**Self Defence Units (SDU)**

*noun* (South African East Rand / township slang, 1990s violence era)

These days, Self Defence Units (SDUs) are history in South African townships — officially disbanded after 1994 with the new democracy and integrated security forces, though ex-members occasionally pop up in local civic groups or politics in places like Thokoza and Katlehong. Its dark history is complex and controversial: created by the ANC at the start of the transition to stop violence by the apartheid state, police, and surrogate forces like IFP hostels, they were meant to protect communities and often succeeded in shielding sections from attacks during the Reef wars (positives included providing real defence where the state failed). But the negatives involved severe gross human rights violations — many units lost control, turning to extortion, torture, civilian killings, and even internal attacks on their own side: in 1993 in Katlehong, one SDU massacred up to 12 ANC Youth League members in a bloody internal feud over power and divisions within the same organisation.
"The Self Defence Units held the line against the hostels on our side of Khumalo Street, but they also did their own damage like when they took out those ANCYL guys in Katlehong."
by Plot Master March 17, 2026
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Tower defense games

Those one video games that often get repetitive as fuck and get boring after 25 minutes
Holy fuck tower defense games are boring as fuck
by anonymous March 1, 2025
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slav defense

London sucks but slav defense is good
by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood March 16, 2025
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Deploy Defend Defile

Deploy Defend Defile. A dark bastardization of the Deny Defend Depose phrase started in the murky corners of 4chan and other memeboards. Deploy and track down the waifu. Defend the waifu from other possible coomers. Defile the waifu so that no one else will want her.
This is why I hate the internet.
Deploy Defend Defile. No one else can have her.
by Desquare April 19, 2025
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Self Defense

When a white person attacks you unprovoked
"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"
by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025
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Reddit Defense

A tactic where someone intentionally provokes, annoys, or emotionally baits another person—often through smug debate, passive-aggressive remarks, or “just asking questions”—until that person snaps. The instigator then plays the victim, using the outburst to discredit or shame the person they pushed too far.

Basically: you poke the bear until it bites you, then act shocked and sue the bear.
“He kept correcting her every sentence and questioning her tone. When she finally yelled, he said she was 'emotionally unstable.' Classic Reddit Defense.”

“She baited him into a rant and recorded just the angry part to make it look like he was unhinged. Straight-up Reddit Defense move.”
by grimguy66 June 5, 2025
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