deck the balls

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas

1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.

by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013

Decrustify

To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.

Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

For sure.

Hey, Leslie's comin' over!
Oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
Good, you're hella crusty rn.

by GPBOWE April 5, 2016

December 27

December 27

When you can't be with your friends on xmas so you do it then!

Friend 1 : almost December 27
Friend 2 : why
Friend 1and2 : FRIENDMAS

by Jyothi.lacrosse on tiktok November 14, 2019

December 21

On December 21 it is National "Make Cookies Day"

December 21 is when you make lots of cookies for Santa or yourself.

by Galaxy-Gurl300 November 29, 2019

december 2

the day that kids all around the world stay home and DON’T go to school
let s just take a day off and sleep

“hey why is nobody at school”
“because it is december 2 it s not that hard to remember u stupid”

by anastasia lepeshinskaya November 3, 2019

December 19th

National kiss your partner whenever you see them

Spread love and kisses this kissmass December 19th

by Anonymous 135 December 18, 2019

decomplexify

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

by splicefox August 21, 2020